Oh girl go you Ladyboy

Top ten ways to know when you are with or talking to a Ladyboy in Thailand:

  1. She is more stunning and stylish than the models you have seen on TV
  2. Her nails and make-up are immaculate and so “rich” looking that you feel madly jealous
  3. Her eyebrows have been tattooed on in perfect symmetry (by another ladyboy no doubt!)
  4. She has less chin hair than a woman.
  5. Her voice has a truly sexy and deep tone to it.
  6. She smiles at you as if she has a real secret she wants to share
  7. She is going up-country on a bus for 6 hours after the plane journey from Phuket to Bangkok and may actually fly first class to Paris first before she gets the bus!
  8. Even though your niece, daughter, sister,  may be the most co-ordinated and classiest, sexiest woman on the planet as far as you are concerned – this one beats her hands down – and  has hair extensions to really die for!
  9. She will do ANYTHING for you and still smile!

And finally –

10. She has bits that are different to yours – check ’em out!

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About travell1ngthroughl1fe

I am a fun-loving person who goes with the flow and travels through life most of the time though sometimes I have to be responsible when others try to get me on their track! Most of the time though people tell me I am barking mad! hahahaha! Life is short but oh so sweet so I believe in looking out for the bright side of life and I can always find a positive in everything! Half-empty glasses are not for me. Negativity is an ill I want to cure in everyone. Only after you heal your own soul can you help to really heal the world. So when you need help, ask for it and where it is offered, gratefully accept it as a gift.
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