How can you tell when you are living with a vampire?
1. They are allergic to garlic and if they eat it accidentally they become VERY sick
2. They love rare and bloody meat but prefer to avoid a stake!
3. Their teeth look like they are about to be capped.
4. They may have a night job but will most certainly sleep most of the day.
And Number 5:
You are not really living with them because you will be one of their undead!
Go suck on that folks – hahahaha